Wednesday, April 24, 2013

What the hell has parenthood done to me?

So I'm driving around town today with my son in the back seat.

  On the way to Little League practice. 
  
  While I was driving my minivan.

  With Kelly Clarkson on the radio. 

  And my son and I were singing along. 

I don't even know me anymore  Man, the 31-year-old, post-punk listening, PBR drinking, Nat Nast wearing, online-dating, international-vacationing, Bohemian-index-lifestyle version of me would pity the 41-year-old version of me.  And the 25-year-old version of me wouldn't even acknowledge the current version of me (likely because of the alcohol-induced myopia and excessive narcissism, drizzled with a healthy dollop of denial)

I blame my kids. 

But... Don't tell anyone... I kinda liked it. Especially the Kelly Clarkson bit.

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