The toy car is still hanging from her hair. And I can hear its wee motor straining.
Hoo boy. So I fumble for the off switch. Then I spend five minutes unwrapping her locks from the axles, only to be greeted by a handful of hair.
Indemnifying disclaimer: The hair that was lost? I didn't rip it out, Claire did. Damning disclaimer: Had Claire not done it first, I clearly would have done even more damage. |
So we've long since discarded the packaging for this gift, and I have no clue whether the product disclaimers warned "Please keep this from the long hairs atop a toddler's head" or "Warning: allowing the car to take a batter-assisted summit of a 2-year ofd's mane will invalidate the warranty." I suspect not.
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